We donate what can be reused and only dump what’s truly trash. We’re not going to pretend we’re saving the planet with a pickup truck, but we do make sure your junk doesn’t go to the landfill if it doesn’t have to.
Same-Day Junk Removal
Same-Day Junk Removal
Send us a photo or just point at the pile of junk when we get there!
We show up, give you a fair price, and toss it in the truck immediately.
We sweep up, drive off, and you get back to doing... literally anything else.
We’re actual local humans with goblin-level hustle. We show up on time, move fast, crack a few jokes, and treat your place like it’s ours. No weird vibes, no judgment about how long that pile’s been there.
Goblin Junk Removal is Phoenix-born, not some out-of-state franchise. Your money stays in the Valley and feeds real local families, not a corporate HQ. We know the neighborhoods, the HOAs, and how to not piss off your neighbors.
Because we’ve seen it all and still care. We’re insured, careful with your walls and driveways, and we clean up when we’re done so it actually looks like magic. You point, we handle the heavy, dirty, awkward stuff.
No eye-rolling, no attitude, no “ugh this is a lot” comments. Our crew is friendly, respectful, and actually happy to be there. We make getting rid of junk feel less like a chore and more like a weirdly satisfying upgrade.
You get a clear price before we lift a single box. No fuel surcharges, “stair fees,” or surprise dump charges added at the end. What we quote is what you pay. Simple, grown-up, no-BS pricing.
We donate what can be reused and only dump what’s truly trash. We’re not going to pretend we’re saving the planet with a pickup truck, but we do make sure your junk doesn’t go to the landfill if it doesn’t have to.
The couch the cat destroyed, the treadmill you swore you’d use, and the boxes you haven't opened since 2015. We clear the clutter so you can actually park in your garage again.
Fridges, washers, dryers, stoves and more. We disconnect what we safely can, haul it out without wrecking your walls, and dispose of it the right way.
Moving, downsizing, dealing with a tenant or an estate? We handle full-home, garage, attic, and basement cleanouts so you don’t spend days buried in junk.
Old hot tubs, playsets, trampolines, bulky exercise equipment – we cut it down, haul it out, and leave the space ready for whatever’s next.
Branches, brush, bagged leaves, storm debris, old planters and yard junk. We clear it out so you can actually see your yard again.
Have something weird you’re not sure about? Shoot us a text and a photo.
Can’t even see the floor anymore? We clear out boxes, tools, random project leftovers and old toys so your garage or shed can go back to storing a car instead of your past life.
Paying monthly rent for stuff you don’t even remember? We’ll empty your storage unit, sort what’s junk, and haul it so you can finally stop bleeding money on that space.
Questions or a Free Quote? Feel free to reach out using the form or call 480-931-9725.